from the makers of dumbwhoreleaks.com
Coming not now Soon.
Two-dimensional gameplay — when 3D is too much.
An open place to wander, with no hard rules. No hard anything. Well — maybe at least one thing. We’ll build it now.
two players · or a few · or however many you like
Be it known: this instrument is entered into by Erin Greer, a single woman, and Ryan Day, a single man — each of sound mind and loving heart — of their own free will, with positive intent, binding neither.
recital · of the parties
A world you build together.
That builds you back.
Its whole economy runs on your actual relationship — and every loop in it points off the screen, back at your real life.
You control the pace of things — gates do not open without dual key authentication.
This right now is a sketch. Nothing too serious.
A place you walk through,
not an app you open.
A small 2-D world you move around inside. Rooms to find, corners to get lost in, things to stumble on.
Strong week and it booms. Drift, and it quietly cools. You feel it as weather, never as a score.
Not a gift shop —
a workshop.
Spend what you earn on houses, cities, trips, holdings.
Sketch a space in rough shapes and a few words. It renders overnight — and months later there’s a thing you can point at.
We have a billion of these.
A sketch, not a spec. The strongest few, teased.
The world runs on you. Relationship health is the economy itself — felt as abundance or a quiet recession. Never a number hanging over anyone.
Characters, not questionnaires. A bartender, a rival, an elder, all with memory. You vent to them. Nobody ever asks you to rate intimacy one to five.
The privacy dial. Public builds the skyline. Private pours the foundation. Honesty always counts — you just choose whether it shows.
Real life is the real game. It proposes a date, a trip, a thing you’d do for them. You do it out there. Both confirm, and the value mints back in here.
The gate. Some rooms stay shut until both sides reach for them. And not yet never quietly becomes no.
Two economies that never touch. Points buy the world. Real money only ever moves one direction — outward, to the couple.
how it makes billions
Wedding gifts, run like a Kickstarter.
Guests back the couple’s world. Real money, one direction, straight to the couple. It says I am invested in you two making it — which cookware has never once managed to say.
The Boof of Lofe.
French. Formerly distinguished. Currently our only employee.
ask him something
Under construction.
Almost none of it is built.
Which is the fun part. You find out what a thing is by building it — there isn’t another way to find out.